Singles Scene

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

WRINKLY old dick seeks steaming
great twat for truncheon fun and
more. Text 84938 ANGINA

HIGH-FLYING blogger, own plane,
seeks same. Must have talent,
achievement, and at least one
redeeming feature. Text 84938
DOCTOR

MILLIONAIRE entertainer and
celebrity, GSOH, own car and
mansion, looking for someone
to give him a helping hand. Text
84938 EASTCLIFF

WOMEN SEEKING MEN

MATURE lady, blonde, bit of a
goer, WLTM elderly gentleman
with lots of money and no kids.
Text 84938 WIDOW

LADY ARTIST, mid 40s, nice
figure, own bed, WLTM male
artists for creative fun. Text
84938 TRACEY

MEN SEEKING MEN

ELDERLY man would like to meet
similar for friendship and cribbage.
Text 84938 OLD

COME ON Baby Light My Fire!
Property developer WLTM young
man with tattoos and own lighter
fuel to achieve his burning desire.
Text 84938 ARSON

ONE-EYED amusement park
manager WLTM anyone with
something amusing to put in his
park. Text 84938 DREAMLAND

WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN

RETIRED landlady, bored with pulling
pints, would prefer pulling bints.
Text 84938 LEMON

HEAT SEEKING MISSILE

RECLUSIVE man, Pakistan, would like
to meet Russian guy with briefcase
full of fissile nuclear material.
Text 84938 OSAMA