'My Blogging Hell' by Eastcliff Richard

Isle of Thanet Gazunder Exclusive

One of Britain's best-loved blogs has been sabotaged, according to its owner.

Celebrity entertainer, writer and millionaire Mr Richard Eastcliff awoke at his Ramsgate mansion this morning to find his Eastcliff Richard blog had been 'whitewashed'. Whitewashing is a technique sometimes used by hackers to erase text in a blog.

Speaking exclusively to the Gazunder, Mr Eastcliff said: "There are dark forces at work on the Ile de Thanet. This is not the first time a blogger has been attacked like this."

He added that, in his experience, the forces were darkest round the back of Augusta Road, where many of the street lamps had not been repaired for months.