Saturday, August 26, 2006

Singles Scene

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DOCTOR

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WOMEN SEEKING MEN

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MEN SEEKING MEN

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WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN

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HEAT SEEKING MISSILE

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to meet Russian guy with briefcase
full of fissile nuclear material.
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